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HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF SELLING YO' SOUL!
Congratulations, you have been chosen by our computers to
become one of the first of the enlightened ones!
By filling out yo name and address, social security number,
ATM account number, Swiss Bank account number, and giving us
a blank check you too can become one of the select friends of
Darkness and be added to our list of possible recruits!
(Visa and Mastercard accepted)
JOIN MY CULT!
You are brave to get this far, but you are also a fool!
You cannot comprehend the power at my disposal, even now
as you read this I am sucking yo pitiful soul thru yo own
diskdrive to add to my collection of miserable mortal spirits!
I am the demon yo mutha was warning you about!
To find out more about our organization keep reading!
Yo soul has been lucky enuf to be put upon my plate for consumption!
Now fill out the nine-page survey and return before May 16 for
your chance to win a million dollars!
I, have found you worthy to look upon my webpage, and be thankful
that I do not reveal to you the true horror of my dark cause!
(or yo phone bill)
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EVIL COLA ENTERPRIZES
WUNDERHASE AG
THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST CHURCH
and...
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- The Locus of Power! (includes Low Woodwind Mania and Evil Cola)
- SHAFT4: Shaft in Deutschland
- Mo' Shaft fo' yo mutha!
- SPIDERMAN'S AMAZING EVIL PALACE
- The place where Spiderman's woman doesn't want you to go.
Says!